TheSimpsons《辛普森一家》第三十五季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

辛普森一家第三十五季第七集六十年后的感恩节每日艾派艾派新闻世界报道3D打印机感恩节晚餐蔓越莓墨粉不足这是侯默去世之后的第一个感恩节OurfirstThanksgivingsinceHomerpassedaway.再来点火鸡谢谢Moreturkey,please.还好有他的全息影像在ThankGodwestillhavehishologram.家人们Allright,everyone.把纪念蜡烛亮起来吧Getoutyourremembrancecandles.丽萨奶奶为什么每个感恩节GrannyLisa,whydowelightacandle都要点蜡烛呢everyThanksgiving?这是为了纪念当年的那场Inremembranceofthegreatblackout差点毁掉了小镇的大停电thatalmostdestroyedourtown当时我们不得不亲自用手写字whenweactuallyhadtowritethingsdownbyhand.一切都要从一个寒冷的十一月说起ItstartedonacoldNovemberday.珍贵划掉末世记忆那时还可以在博物馆以外的地方看到雪Backwhenyoucouldactuallyseesnowoutsideofamuseum.一场雪暴来临哈哈我偷看了你的日记巴仔感恩节之前六天秋天再见你好十一月Goodbye,Autumn,hello,Novem-brrr.一场寒潮正在来袭Apowerfulwinterstormisheadedourway.多雪的十一月老侯-你好哇Homie.-Aloha'oe.老侯醒醒Homie,wakeup.不是夏威夷从来都不在夏威夷Thisisn'tHawaii.It'sneverHawaii.一直在破美国It'sjuststupidAmerica.寒潮要来袭了There'sawinterstormcomingin.寒潮Winterstorm.听起来一点也不吓人Irefusetobescared除非他们换个更可怕的名字unlessthere'ssometerrifyingnewtermforit.这是一场裹挟着爆♥炸♥气旋的极地风暴It'sanarcticblastwithabombcyclone还有可能出现火龙卷andachanceoffirenado,在我们新闻界通常称之为orasweinthenewsbusinesscallit,极地龙卷and"Arcticonado."没人这么叫肯特Noneofuscallitthat,Kent.别废话阿尼我在推销帽衫呢Pipedown,Arnie.msellinghoodies.订购十件帽衫老侯这是大事Homer,thisisimportant.你说过要把防风窗装上装了没有Didyouputupthestormwindowslikeyoupromised?我知道有两件事是完全毫无意义的Therearetwothingsvelearnedarecompletelyworthless:有香味的厕纸以及侯默辛普森的承诺ScentedtoiletpaperandapromisefromHomerSimpson.等我下了班就装llput'emuprightafterwork.你要穿这个去上班吗You'regoingtoworkinthat?今天是夏威夷日同事们推举我成为It,sHawaiianday,andtheguyselectedme卡妹哈梅哈国王KingKamehameha.让我们尽情摸鱼吧1.etthegoofingoffatworkcommence.真恶心是培根Ew,bacon.孩子们我知道天气预报说了最近会很冷Now,kids,Iknowtheforecastsaysit'striple-mittenweather,但好消息是还有不到一周就是火鸡Fl了butthegoodnewsis,it,slessthanoneweektillTurkeyDay.妈妈能不能别说火鸡日了Mom!Canwepleasenotcallit"TurkeyDay'?你庆祝的节日是屠♥杀♥的纪念日You'recelebratingtheslaughterofalivingthing.丽莎你总是居♥杀♥掉别人的兴致1.iSa,youalwaysslaughterthemood.知道吗现在有很多好吃的人造火鸡肉Youknow,therearesomeamazingfauxturkeystoeatnow.除了你没别人知道Saidnoone,ever.现在虽热还在打磨口味Rightnow,they,reperfectingthetaste,但在未来人造火鸡一定会非常美味butinthefuture,fauxturkeyswilltastereallygood.并没有还是难吃Nope.Stillsucks.但是今年我的菜单已经在冰箱上了Butforthisyear,mymenuisalreadyuponthefridge.它对我来说意义重大Anditreallymeansalottome.糖霜肉汤培根裹火腿丽莎的扁豆糊扶墙出烤火鸡四十磅重的苹果糖溃烤火鸡这是我们第一次跟阿麦一起过的感恩节It'sourfirstThanksgivingwithMaggie.我终于没有怀孕了所以能喝酒mfinallynotpregnant,soIcandrink.我要吃鸡腿Icalladrumstick.想得美臭小子Nicetry,boy,但我们同意了两根鸡腿都是我的butweagreedI'dgetbothdrumsticks合同自打你出生以来的每个感恩节年年如此everyThanksgivingonthedayyouwereborn.不公平我太小了没法签字Aw,nofair.Iwastooyoungtosignthat.我认为此处是您的玉足吧Ibelievethisisyourfoot,isitnot?我还公♥证♥过了-你这个老AndIhaditnotarized.-Whyyougiant.可是最糟糕的事还在路上Buttheworstwasyettocome.致使感恩节超越圣诞节和我的生日ThatThanksgivingwouldsurpassChristmasandmybirthday成为一年中最悲伤的日子asthesaddestdayoftheyear.夏威夷日没有外供芋泥饼春田核电站保持关闭欢迎或者用夏威夷的方式说欢迎Welcome,orastheysayinHawaii：Welcome.你或许在想为什么我们选择这个特殊的日子You'reprobablywonderingwhywechosethisspecialday来举办这个庆典为我的员工们tohavethiscelebrationofyou,myworkers以及亲爱的挚爱的朋友们anddear,dearfriends.史密瑟斯我需要一个转移注意力的办法Smithers,Ineedadistractionsothoseunionizedmoney-sucks几天前摄像机没在工作让这些加入了工会的吞金兽看不见don'tseethenewcheaperreplacements我带来取代他们工作的新便宜货mbringingintotaketheirjobs.要不我们办个夏威夷日Whydon'twethrowaHawaiianday?阿罗哈哈哈Aloha-ha-ha-ha.现在享受吧放松吧感激吧Nowenjoy,relax,mahalo,怀揣信念工作稳定无可取代knowingyourjobsaresecureandIcouldneverreplaceyou.这话说得真是坦坦荡荡别无川心Nothingulterioraboutthatstatement.我们爱你Weloveyou!这就是永别啦That'sthelastwe'llseeofthem.顶级机密欢迎未加入公会的工人们Welcome,nonunionworkers.在旧时代他们会称呼你们为无赖Inanolderera,they'dcallyouscabs.如今你们不过是没有福利的朋友们Nowyou'rejustfriendswithoutbenefits.* 看好了史密瑟斯我有个想法* Seehere,Smithers,here'smytheory* 有关如何剥削劳动人♥民♥* Ofhowtocutdownwhatpeopleearn* 每个工人都不该加入公会* Everyworkershouldbenonunion*在下就是大聪明老蒙伯恩斯*ThafsthegeniusofMontyBurns*核废料*他们没有健康保险也没有牙科检查*They'vegotnohealthcare,they'vegotnodental*只有一个卫生间他们得轮流上*There'sjustonebathroom,sotheytaketurns*每一分钱每一滴权力* Andallthemoneyandallthepower* 都被老蒙伯恩斯抓得紧紧的* AreintheclutchesofMontyBurns*哈利路亚*Hallelujah*让我们弟躬屈膝*MakeUSgrovel*跪求您的能量*Foryourenergy* 加速核心加速核心啊兄弟们* Speedupthecore,speedupthecore,man*67%效率* 加速核心加速核心啊兄弟们*Speedupthecore,speedupthecore,man*加速得劲加速得劲加速*Speedupthe,speedupthe,speedupthe,speedup*搞它核心*Thecore*检测器做点手脚视察员给点贿赂*Rigdetectorsandbribeinspectors*辐射检测器*跳过培训因为没人要学*Skipthetraining'causenoonelearns*就算人没那么聪明又怎样*Evenpeoplewhoain'ttooclever*反应堆芯*愿意永远拿最低工资*Canworkforminimumwageforever*把坏零件粘一块*Brokenpartscanbegluedtogether*为老蒙伯恩斯打工*ForMontyBurns*老蒙伯恩斯老蒙伯恩斯*MontyBurns,MontyBurns*老蒙伯恩斯*MontyBurns*休息结束回去上班史密瑟斯这些非工会工人怎么唱得这么好Smithers,howdothesenonunionavocadotoastssingsowell?他们都毕业于Oh,they,reallgraduatesof