YoungSheldon《小谢尔顿》第七季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
J世上没人比我强壮JJNobodyelseisstrongerthanIamJJ昨天我移了一座山JJYesterdayImovedamountainJJ我相信我能当你的英雄）JIbetIcouldbeyourheroJ4J我是个了不起的小家伙JJIamamightylittlemanJtJ1我是个了不起的小家伙J/IamamightylittlemanJ*少年谢尔顿少年谢尔顿前情提要PreviouslyonYoungSheldon.米希你这次能站出来照顾大家真的很棒-谢谢Missy,mreallyimpressedhowyousteppedup.-Thanks.早安-炒蛋在桌子上Goodmorning.-Eggsareonthetable.这是吐司培根马上就好Here'ssometoast.Bacon'scomingup.瞧你像老妈样Wow,lookatyoubeingMom.今天你负责照看丝丝You'rewatchingCeeCeetoday.谁说由你做主了啊Well,whoputyouincharge?好吧我只是问问Okay,justasking.法兰克福往伦敦期不期待要回家了啊Excitedtobegoinghome?我的家在这里我一直在家Thisishome.malwayshere.但我很期待能ButIamexcitedtoshare跟我的同事们分享我新学到的一切everythingvelearnedwithmycolleagues.那挺好啊That'snice.用科学的角度说他们仿佛原始人Scientificallyspeaking,they'resavages身上沾满自己的屎尿而我为他们带来了光coveredintheirownfilth,andllbebringingthemthelight.你这话应该有更委婉的说法吧有啊There'sprobablyanicerwaytosaythat.-Oh,thereis.但在德国的这个夏天我最深刻体会到的就是ButifasummerinGermanyhastaughtmeanything,残酷的诚实也是一种爱it'sthatbrutalhonestyisitsownkindoflove.我再把你这金句编织到枕头上吧llcrochetthatonapillow.记好了弦理论将成为科学界的主流Markmywords,stringtheoryisgoingtobethenextbigthing.那是干嘛的Whatdoesitdo?它解释了宇宙的基本力Itexplainsthefundamentalforcesoftheuniverse.万物是如何运转又是从何而来Howeverythingworks,whereeverythingcamefrom.我知道一切是从哪来的1knowwhereitallcamefrom.妈我们已经在天上了你为何还往上指Mother,we,reinthesky.Whyareyoupointingup?完全不需要做这种行为Oh,there'snoreasontodothat.这只是因为气温变化It,sjustirregularmotionofairaroundtheplane造成飞机有不规则晃动罢rcausedbytemperaturechanges.刚才那一下摇挺大啊Oh,thatwasabigone.考虑到我们的高度这也完全合理Andgivenouraltitude,perfectlypredictable.请各位乘客系上安全带Thepilothasturnedontheseatbeltsign.回到座位上请勿走动Pleasereturntoyourseat.很合理的安全措施Areasonableprecaution.稳稳一妥妥Snugasabug.要把你的名字加进我的祈祷里吗Wouldyoulikemetoincludeyouinmyprayers?不用了谢谢我不需要一个隐形人的帮助No,thanks,Idon'tneedtoseekhelpfromaninvisibleman.对对对你有那隐形的弦就够了You'reright,you'vegotyourinvisiblestrings.伦敦转机班机延误抱歉延误了Sorryforthedelay.我们将在大约20分钟后起飞Wehopetobewheelsupinabout20minutes.他20分钟前也是这么说的That'swhathesaid20minutesago.这我们也无可奈何Nothingwecando.再不起飞Ifwedon,ttakeoffsoon,我们就会错过回休斯顿的转机we,llmissourconnectingflighttoHouston.我们也做不了什么啊It'soutofourhands.我知道谁能做点啥dtellyouwhosehandsit,sin,但你又不喜欢那样butyoudon'tlikethat.小婴儿Babies.为什么偏偏有婴儿呢Why,dithavetobebabies?放轻松啦0h,relax.他哭累了就不哭了He'llcryhimselfout.到时你都意识不到他的存在Youwon'tevenknowhe,sthere.四小时后请叫那位母亲让她孩子安静Pleasetellthatmothertoquietherbaby.妈妈们无法随时让H己孩子闭嘴Sometimesmomscan'tmaketheirkidsbequiet哪怕她们再努力也没用nomatterhowmuchtheytry.七个小时后你在做什么What'reyoudoing?想办法让我耳膜恢复正常Tryingtogetmyearstopop.想来一片口香糖吗Wantapieceofgum?是肉桂口香糖吗Isitcinnamongum?是的Yeah.你是嫌我麻烦还不够多吗Ihaveenoughproblems.真是绝了Oh,you'vegottobekiddingme.德州休斯顿终于欢迎来到休斯顿欢迎回家妈妈与谢尔顿你们到啦Hi!欢迎回家Welcomehome.玛丽你回来啦Hey,Mary.妈你快看还有婴儿1.ook,Mother,morebabies.我等不及要睡到自己床上了Icannotwaittosleepinmyownbed.你在飞机上没跟他说吗Youdidn'ttellhimontheplane?跟我说什么我以为你会在路上跟他说Tellmewhat?-1thoughtyouweregonnatellhiminthecar.他在车上那会儿心情不好Well,hewasgrumpyinthecar.那你猜他在飞机上时心情如何Howdoyouthinkhewasontheplane?我跟他说吧你别插手I'lltellhim.-Youstayoutofthis.跟我说什么Tellmewhat?我的老天啊我跟小乔治Well,forGod'ssake.MeandGeorgie还有宝宝住在你房♥里一段时间了andthebabyhavebeenstayinginyourroom.这很合理啊Oh,thatmakessense.我当时不在家又发生了龙♥卷♥风♥的事Iwasoutoftown,therewasatornado,你们需要有地方住嘛youneededaplacetolive.所以你不介意吗Soyou'reokaywithit?但我现在到家了滚出来Oh,no,mhomenow.Getout.不No.别着急我们来处理Well,hangon,we'llhandlethis.谢尔顿你听到她说的了她不走Youheardher,Sheldon,shedoesn'twanttoleave.但那是我的房♥间Butit,smyroom.这还是我的房♥子呢Well,andit,smyhouse.我们的房♥子Ourhouse.当然Sure.他们为什么不能住车♥库♥里Whycan,ttheystayinthegarage?那你为什么不能住车♥库♥里呢Whycan'tyoustayinthegarage?我不是车也不是一箱没用的圣诞挂饰mneitheracarnoraboxofChristmasornaments.谢尔顿我的孙女不能睡在车♥库♥里Sheldon,mygrandbaby'snotsleepinginthegarage.我们的孙女Ourgrandbaby.当然Sure.我睡过那里没那么糟啊1.ook,Isleptoutthere.It'snotthatbad.还有个能让你尿尿的水槽呢Hey,there'sevenasinkyoucanpeein.别帮倒忙Thatisnothelpful.你也用过啊Youusedit.当时是紧急情况Itwasanemergency.我就离开了几个月Igoawayforafewmonths我的家人就变成了一帮野人andmyfamilyturnsintoabunchOfhillbillies.好啦想必大家今天都累了Allright,it'sbeenalongday,everybody'stired.要不你先睡沙发上吧Whydon'tyoujustsleeponthecouch睡饱了大家明天再来谈andwe'llfigurethisouttomorrow,hmm?行Fine.怎么了What?我的耳膜终于恢复正常了Myearsfinallypopped.测试测试Testing,testing.One,two,three.测试Testing.谢尔顿又回家了So,Sheldon'shome.你好你好谁说两句话试试Hello?Hello?Somebodysaysomething.天啊我好想你Oh,Lord,Imissedyou.我也想你啦Oh-ho.Imissedyou,too.我是对我的床说Iwastalkingtothebed.我们也好久没有分开那么久了Beenawhilesincewe'vebeenapartsolong.是啊Oh,Iknow.妻子可是不在身边非常久啊Alongtimeforamantobewithouthiswife.乔治我也想要George,Iwantto,但我刚跟某人一起坐了18小时飞机butIjustspent18hourswithyouknowwho.我需要补觉Ineedtosleep.我理解Understood.花不了你多少时间但我能理解Wouldn'ttakelong,butunderstood.我跟你保证你的等待必值回票价Ipromise,ifyouwaiit'llbewor
