UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
我袜子里有面包屑Igotcrumbsinmysocks!天才叔公肉干杰斯包如何放松披萨披萨史蒂夫音乐关小声点PizzaSteve!Turnthatmusicdown!抱歉兄弟我在冥想Sorry,bro.mmeditating.就不能起码用个耳机什么的Canyouatleastuseheadphonesorsomething?抱歉格斯先生没看到耳机的选项Sorry,Mr.Gus.Idon'tseeaheadphonesoption.烦死格斯先生音量真该死再放最后一块Justonemorenalpiece.怎么回事What,shappening?不不不不不不No,no,no,no,no,no,no!我差点还以为Forasecondthere,Ithought-不要Oh,no!不管是谁让这里隆隆作响Whoever,smakingthisplacerumble都该被挨骂isgonnagetascolding.格斯先生Mr.Gus!是谁让露营车这么震的Who'smakingthervshakelikeso?他们要被挨骂了'Causethey'regonnagetascolding!自己看吧Seeforyourself.搞什么What'sthebigidea?披萨史蒂夫我的项目坏了PizzaSteve,myprojectisruined全都得怪你的吵闹音乐andit'sallbecauseofyoursickjams害露营车一整晚砰砰砰makingthehousego"bomp-bomp"allnightlong.所以准备好挨骂吧Sogetreadyforascolding.叔公等等UncleG,wait!不是我的错是格Itwasn'tmyfault.ItwasMr.G-敢甩锅给我Don'tyoudaresaymyname.我不是要说你Iwasn'tgonnasayyou.我想说的那位是Iwasgonnasaymister.牛肉干肉干爵士包)erky.jazz.Purse.爵士肉干杰斯包Jerky.jaspers?对我朋友肉干杰斯包Yeah,myfriendjerkyJasper,yep.我说的就这位That'swhatmgoingwith.你根本就没有叫肉干杰斯包的朋友Youdon'thaveafriendnamedjerkyJasper.我当然有而且还比你酷不少Yes,1do.Andhe'salotcoolerthanyou.他特别大头上长着蝙蝠翅膀He'sreallybig,hasbatwingsonhishead坦克履带当脚火焰当尾巴tanktracksforfeet,flamesforatail.他其中一条胳膊是不是鲸鱼Doeshehaveacatfishforanarm?对Sure.肉干杰斯包一听就很酷JerkyJaspersoundssocool让我气都消了mnotevenmadanymore!不过我很想跟他见个面ButdcertainlyIovetomeethim.你们不能见他Well,youcan'tmeethim.他He,s.他是想象出来的He,simaginary.对他是我想象的朋友Yeah,he'smyimaginaryfriend所以你们看不到他soyoucan,tevenseehim.毕竟你们没有年轻的头脑Becauseyoudon'thaveayouthfulmind.可我有年轻的头脑ButItotallyhaveayouthfulmind.你看See?我说了头脑吗DidIsaymind?我说的是“年轻的身体”Imeant,'ayouthfulbody."总之我得走了Anyway,gottogo.披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve.披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve!我们之前就已经谈过了We'vegoneoverthisbefore.天才叔公次次都会让你的胡话骗到UncleGrandpaalwaysfallsforyournonsense.你心里很清楚他容易走火入魔Youknowverywellhe'sgonnagetobsessed情况会变失控andthissituationisgonnagetoutofcontrol.好了披萨史蒂夫Allright,PizzaSteve我已经正式走火入魔mofficiallyobsessed愿意让情况失控andwillingtopushthingsoutofcontrol.天才叔公别听披UncleGrandpa,don'tlistentopiz-别来插手格斯先生Stayoutofthis,Mr.Gus.让大家伙来说话1.etthebigboysdothetalking.披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve.拜托让我见你的想象朋友Pleaseletmemeetyourimaginaryfriend!抱歉叔公Sorry,UncleG.你还不够资格Youjustdon,thavewhatittakes.你必须身体变年轻Youhavetoactuallyphysicallybeyoung才能跟我的想象朋友见面tomeetmyimaginaryfriend.由于你超级老Andsinceyou'resuper-old就别管这事再也别提他了let'sjustmoveonandneverspeakofhimagain.老吗Old,huh?肚包说“啊”BellyBag,say"ahh."好耶重回15岁Allright!15yearsoldagain.那披萨史蒂夫现在我能见So,PizzaSteve,nowcan1meet你想象的朋友肉干杰斯包吗yourimaginaryfriendjerkyJasper?还是等会吧等我有空再说Maybelaterwhen.mnotsobusy.可我现在就想跟他见面ButIwanttomeethimnow!太过分了It'snotfair!格斯先生跟他说Mr.Gustellhim!别把我掺和进来1.eavemeoutofthis.太怪了我接受不能Gettingtooweirdformyblood,yo.你老是站披萨史蒂夫那边You'realwaystakingPizzaSteve'sside.特拉维斯的爸妈Travis'parents都同意人家随便找人一起外出去玩lethimhangoutwithwhoeverhewants.那你为什么不去搬去跟特拉维斯住Well,thenwhydon'tyougolivewithTravis?我为这个家庭含辛茹苦Iworktoohardforthisfamily-我在说什么WhatamIsaying?不行叔公No,UncleG.你还是不够年轻You'restillnotyoungenough.别耍婴儿气了Sostopbeingsuchababyaboutit.婴儿是吗"Baby/1huh?肚包再说一次“啊”BellyBag,say"ahh"again.天啊Oh,man.早安安Goo-goomorning!这样就够了Enoughisenough.我要彻底找到肉干杰斯包mgonnafindjerkyJasperonceandforall.祝你好运Goodluckwiththat.你应该为自己感到羞耻Youshouldbeashamedofyourself.肉干快现身Jerky!Showyourself)你在吗Youinhere?出来出来无论你在哪Comeout,comeout,whereveryouare!话说他长什么样Whatdidhelooklikeagain?他头上长着蝙蝠翅膀Hehadbatwingsonhishead其中一条胳膊是觞鱼acatfishforanarm坦克履带当脚火焰当尾巴tanktracksforfeet,andflamesforatail.你在这啊Thereyouare.跟披萨史蒂夫说的一模一样YoureallyarelikePizzaStevesaid.那当然了OfcourseIam!披萨史蒂夫还说我什么了So,whatelsedidthisPizzaStevesayaboutme?说你弄坏了我的瓶中露营车Justthatitwasyouthatbrokemyrvinabottle.披萨史蒂夫就一大骗了PizzaSteveisabig,fatliar.我从来没弄坏过你的东西Ineverbrokeanythingofyours.但我知道要弄坏谁的东西ButIknowwhosestuffIwillbreak.你还真有本事披萨史蒂夫Youreallyaresomething,PizzaSteve.你是不是根本就不想承认You'renotgoingtoadmitit,areyou?承认什么Admitwhat?又会出什么差错呢Imean,whatcouldgowrong?肯定会有合理的解释msurethere,sareasonableexplanation.披萨史蒂夫不会说别人谎话PizzaStevewouldneverlieaboutanybody.小叔公在跟谁说话Whointhewhatisbabygtalkingto?你们没看到他吗他就站在这边Don'tyouguysseehim?He'sstandingrighthere.抱歉小叔公Sorry,babyg披萨史蒂夫不会上当的butPizzaSteveisn'tfallingforthisone.等等就是那位披萨史蒂夫WaiisthatthePizzaSteve说我弄坏了你东西吗thatsaidIbrokeyourstuff?现在我得教会你It,stimetoteachyou要注意自己对他人的言论towatchwhatyousayaboutotherpeople.听起来他想骂你Soundslikehewantstogiveyouscolding.听好我不知道你在说什么1.isten,Ihavenoideawhatyou'retalkingabout.我什么都没看到也没听到Idon'tseeorhearanything.现在他拿着你一个第二名奖杯Nowhe,sgotaholdofoneofyoursecond-placetrophies.那是伯班克最壮披萨片比赛的奖杯ThatwasforBurbank'sstrongestpizzaslicecompetition!我的房♥间是怎么了What'shappeningtomyroom,bro?!我好生气小叔公msoangry,littlegrandpa!这是你的报应骗？Thisisforyou,liar!我的音响Mysoundsystem!我不知道你是怎么做到
