UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第十七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
配芥末看这集试试Trythisepisodewithmustard!天才叔公机器叔公超级鸵鸟强悍对战SuperOstrichFighterTurbo!超级鸵鸟强悍对战SuperOstrichFighterTurbo!超级鸵鸟强悍对战SuperOstrichFighterTurbo!超级鸵鸟SuperOstrich.强悍对战FighterTurbo!你们一定猜不到Youguys,you'llneverguess我在垃圾填埋场找到了什么whatIfoundatthelandfill!超级鸵鸟强悍对"SuperOstrichFighterTur-',超级鸵鸟强悍对战超级鸵鸟强悍对战"SuperOstrichFighterTurbo"-1992年大众热议的火爆电玩thehitvideogameeveryonewastalkingaboutin1992!往电路吹一下就可以开玩了Justaquickblowonthecircuits,andit,sgotime.开玩了Herewego!披萨史蒂夫喜欢今天的发展PizzaStevelikeswherethisdayisgoing!选择你的鸵鸟Chooseyourostrich.就选这只lltake.thisone.搞什么我刚刚要选这只的Dangit!That'stheoneIwanted!好吧那我将就点选这只Allright.llsettleforthisone.鸵鸟对战鸵鸟Ostrichversusostrich!开打Fight!好耶Aw,yeah!这游戏太好玩了Thisgameissoawesome!我们要玩一整天We,regonnaspendtheentiredayplayingit!我觉得可以兄弟Soundsgoodtome,bro.知道现在是什么时间吗Y'allknowwhattimeitis?你别老是站电视前边的时间TimetostopstandinginfrontoftheTV.天才叔公现在得去帮助孩子们了It,stimeforUncleGrandpatohelpsomekids!不要别胡闹小奇迹No!Comeon,TinyMiracle!现在不方便Now'sareallybadtime.现在时间刚刚好Actually,nowistheperfecttime.因为你给我设程序让我每天都这样Becauseyouprogrammedmetodothiseveryday-此时此刻准时提醒preciselyatthistime!今天需要帮助的孩子是Today'shelplesschildrenare.罗莉她风筝卡树上了1.ori,whogotherkitestuckinatree还有非利普他不会跳舞andPhilip,whocan'tdance.为什么就不能留出来一天Whycan,ttherebejustoneday让我不用帮助孩子们呢whereIdon'thavetohelpkids?别看我我只是在干自己的活Don'tlookatme.Iwasjustdoingmyjob.机器小子小奇迹TinyMiracleTherobotboy今天没法整天玩超级鸵鸟强悍对战了Somuchforplaying"SuperOstrichFighterTurbo"allday.要是能给小奇迹设程序代我♥干♥活就好IfonlyIcouldprogramTinyMiracletodomyjob.小奇迹TinyMiracle给我程序随便设让我做任务Easilyprogrammabletoperformanytask等等有了Wait-That'sit!快过来Getoverhere!怎么Whatthe.闭嘴Canit!有有人提到小奇D-D-DidsomebodysayTinyMirac.天才叔公你在干什么UncleGrandpa,whaty'alldoing?修改小奇迹让他当天才叔公ModifyingTinyMiracle-tobeUncleGrandpa.这样就能让我随便打电玩了SoIcanplayvideogames!再敲点代码Justpunchinsomenewcode然后and.大功告成We'regoodtogo!隆重介绍机器叔公InowpresenttoyoutheRobo-U.G.后半天都让他替我帮忙He'sgonnatakeoverformefortherestoftheday.早安Goodmorning.披萨史蒂夫鸵鸟准备好了没PizzaSteve,youreadytogetyourostrichon?那还用说兄弟Youknowit,bro!天才叔公我觉得UncleGrandpa,1don'tthink这么急急忙忙给小奇迹重设程序hastilyreprogrammingTinyMiracle不稍微监督一下就送到外面去andsendinghimoutintotheworldunsupervised好像不太好吧wassuchagoodidea.格斯先生你说得对Yaknow,Mr.Gus,you,reright.确实不太好Itwasn'tagoodidea.是太棒了Itwasagreatidea!可是天才叔公万一But,UncleGrandpa,whatif格斯先生你想太多了Mr.Gus,youworrytoomuch.情况还能糟到哪去Imean,what'stheworstthatcouldhappen?早安Goodmorning.分♥析♥中Analyzing.无害蝴蝶Harmlessbutterfly.解决方案爱与欣赏Solution-loveandenjoy.爱爱爱与与欣赏1.-L-Lovea-a-andenjoy.消灭Destroy!好啦罗莉There,there,Lori.天才叔公随时都会出现msureUncleGrandpawillshowupanyminute帮你把风筝从树上取下来togetyourkiteoutofthattree.真的是这样吗老爸Youreallythinkso,Dad?肯定啊Well,Iknowso!你看他这就来了机器版的Well,bygolly,herehecomesnow-inrobotform.分♥析♥中Analyzing.树上挂的风筝Kiteintree.解决方案摧毁罗莉家SolutiondestroyLori,shouse.天才叔公机器人为什么UncleGrandparobot!Why?!早早早安G-G-Goodmorning.你都快急成芝心披萨了披萨史蒂夫You,regettingyourcruststuffed,PizzaSteve!双鸵连击Doubleostrichc-c-combo!真是的Comeon,man!披萨史蒂夫我的大招神到冒烟了PizzaSteve,mymovesares-mokin'!街对面的地基也冒烟了Soisthehousefoundationacrossthestreet.机器叔公肯定就在解决msureRobo-U.G.isworkingonit.One,two.One,t-a-two.学不会跳舞llneverlearnhowtodance.天才叔公Uncle.Grandpa?早安Goodmorning.分♥析♥中Analyzing.菲利普不会跳舞Phillipcan'tdance.解决方案汹涌大潮Solution-massivetidalwave!这水哪来的Where'sallthiswatercomingfrom?谁稀罕啊Whocares?!我们要玩超级鸵鸟强悍对战We'replaying"SuperOstrichFighterTurbo."天才叔公现在应该可能UncleGrandpa,nowmightbeagoodtime得去看下你的机器小兄弟了togocheckonyourlittlerobotbuddy.行再玩27局就去看Yeah,okay,maybeafterthenext27games.好可不能让啥东西害你们玩不动了Yeah,wouldn,twantanythingtointerruptyourgame.尤其不能让那家喷火器材厂撞发电厂,speciallynottheflamethrowerfactorycrashingintothepowerplant.喷火器材厂我的天啊怎么回事Flippin'froglegs!Whattheheckwasthat?!应该是停电了Ithinkthepowerjustwentout!为什么Butwhy?!多半是发电厂着火了Probablybecausethepowerplant'sonfire.我的天啊GeezLouise!你觉得怎么会有这种事Howdoyousupposesomethinglikethathappened?要我猜的话IfIhadtoguess多半是机器天才叔公闹出来的dsayitwascausedbyRobotUncleGrandpa你造出来的机器人故障了themalfunctioningrobotyoucreated所以一切都是他搞的鬼and,therefore,areresponsiblefor.是我搞的鬼吗mresponsiblefor?!等等好像确实Wait,Iguessyou'reright.好Allright我去把他关掉llgoshuthimdown.快点披萨史蒂夫Comeon,PizzaSteve!机器叔公要来关掉你了Robo-U.G.,it'stimetopowerdown!分♥析♥中Analyzing.我设r程序让我拍手即关He'sprogrammedtoshutdownwhenIclapmyhands.应该一秒就好Shouldonlytakeasec.我的创造者Mycreator.解决方案消灭Solution-destroy!可能第一次拍没听到Maybehedidn'thearmethefirsttime.没错肯定是没听到Yeah,hedefinitelydidn'thearme!干嘛给他设程序让他消灭我们Why'dyouprogramhimtodestroyus?我才没有他那是失控了Ididn't!He,sgonehaywire!逃命要紧Webettergetoutofhere!本来我还舒舒服服过着好日子1.ifewassomuchbetter快快乐乐玩着超级鸵鸟强悍对战whenwewereplaying"SuperOstrichFighterTurbo."说到鸵鸟那边就有一只Speakingofostriches
