UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第十八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
什么味道这么臭What,sthatterriblesmell?天才叔公小无霸大家听我说Hey,guys.你们来见见我唯一的外甥小无霸dlikeyoutomeetmyoneandonlynephew,LiMac.出来吧小不点别害羞了Comeon,littlebuddy.Don'tbeshy.真乖Attaboy.太棒了Awesome,dude.格斯先生我都不知道你有外甥Mr.Gus,Ididn'tknowyouhadanephew.你好啊小无霸Hey,there,LiMac.我是天才叔公mUncleGrandpa.快啊跟大家问好Goon.Sayhitothefellas.你们今天安排了什么特别活动啊So,whatspecialactivitiesdoyouguyshaveplannedfortoday?庭院得打理一下Sincetheyardneedssomework所以我觉得我跟外甥Ithoughtmeandthenephew可以一起到外面去干活couldtag-teamsomeofthoseoutdoorchores.秀秀格斯家族的超强园艺技能Show'emwhytheGusesgotthesegreenthumbs.结果小不点严重过敏Butasitturnsoutthelittletykehassomeviciousallergies没法给格斯舅舅帮忙了andcan'thelphisUncleGus.我不知道该怎么办才好1don'tknowwhatmgonnado.我都跟我姐保证今天要照顾小无箱了IpromisedmysisdlookafterLiMacfortheday可又不能不去打理庭院butIcan'tleavetheyardinthatcondition不然会被业主委员会投诉orwe'llgetawrite-upfromtheHOA.我有办法格斯先生Igotanidea,Mr.Gus!我们来照顾小无霜吧WecanlookafterLiMac你放心打理庭院whileyoudoyouryardwork.没错我可以教他变成披萨史蒂夫Yeah,andIcanteachhimhowtobejustlikePizzaSteve!那就太好了Say,guys,thatwouldbegreat.可你们真能负起责任来吗Butareyousureyoucanhandletheresponsibility?格斯先生拜托Mr.Gus,please.我们可专业了We'reprofessionals.那好吧我欠你们一份人情Allright,youguys.Ioweyouone.小无霸等会儿见1.iMac,llseeyouinalittlebit.你放心格斯先生包在我们身上Don'tworry,Mr.Gus.Wegotyoucovered.我这群朋友最好了Man,youcouldn'taskforabettergroupoffriends.小无霸你要不要参观一下露营车呢So,LiMac,whatdoyousaywegiveyouatouroftheRV?兄弟不行Bro,no!你砸坏了我们的宝贝电视YoubashedupourpreciousTV!我得马上修好IgottofixthisASAP.说起来你棒球棍是哪来的Wheredidyougetthisbaseballbat,anyway?不行别乱打了No,no!Nomorebat!到底怎么回事Whattheheckisgoingoninhere?没出事吧Iseverythingokay?格斯先生情况如何Hey,Mr.Gus.How'sitgoing?我们只是在就是陪小朋友We'rejustdoing,uh,youknow,kidstuff.没错没错没错太对了Yeah,yeah,yeah.Totally.没什么大不了你就放心吧Nobigdeal.Nothingtoworryabout.你们是想告诉我Youmeantotellme我逮到你们拿着球棍跟锤子Icatchyouguys,abatandahammer中间还夹着个小无霸在哭andLiMaccryinginthemiddle结果还得让我放心吗andthere'snothingtoworryabout?怎么会格斯先生我们发誓Why,no,Mr.Gus,weswear.他刚刚要砸电视HewastotallyhittingtheTV我们IE好逮到他拿球棍Wecaughthimwiththebat他刚好就往电视侧而砸andhewasbashingthesideoftheTV.然后我就拿锤子修电视ThenIcameupwiththehammertofixtheTV然后他就开始哭了andthenhestartedcrying.不知道他哪抄的家伙Wedon'tevenknowwherehegotit.你们是想让我相信你们编的故事吗Youexpectmetobelievethatstory?我的外甥不可能做出这种坏事Nonephewofminewouldeverdosuchahorriblething.对不对啊我的小天使Isn'tthatright,mywittieangel?你们两个听好了Now,listen,youtwo.跟小无霸好好玩YouplaynicewithLiMac负好大人的责任好好照顾他andlookafterhimlikeresponsibleadults.你们加把劲一定不会辜负我的期望Comeon,youguys.Iknowyou'rebetterthanthis.玩具小无霸所有的乖孩子Well,LiMac,allgoodlittleboys都爱玩小玩具lovetoplaywithgoodlittletoys.看看能不能从我珍贵收藏里挑个好的1.etmeseeifIcanpickoutagoodonefrommyprizedcollection.太好了限♥量♥版怪人手办Yes,thelimited-editionWeirdManactionfigurine有怪人特有的怪姿势withWeirdMan,ssignatureweirdactionpose.你一定会爱上的Andyou'regonnalovethis.现在是怪起来的大好时机It'stimetogetweird!这种手办只出了40个Only40ofthesebadboyswereevermade.要不要玩玩看Whydon'tyoutryitout?小无霸你你你在做什么小兄弟1.iMac,wh-wh-wh-whatchadoing,littlebuddy?小无霸1.iMac!怪人娃娃不能这么玩Idon'tthinkthat,showyouplaywiththeWeirdMandoll!不要No,no!把娃娃交出来Handoverthedoll,man!拜托不要不要Pleasedon't!Please!手办才出了40个Therewereonly40made!别傻了Don'tbefoolish.不要No!怎公能这样Howcouldyou?为什么要这样Why,dyoudoit?怪人WeirdMan!怪起来美国Stayweird,America.你到底有什么毛病Whattheheckiswrongwithyou,man?你刚彻底弄坏了叔公最爱的玩具YoujustdestroyedUncleG'sfavoritetoy!你就没良心吗Haveyounoconscience?你就没道德吗Haveyounomoralcode?!等等Wait!定要阻止这个小坏蛋乱动♥乱♥叫Wegottostopthislittleterrorfromsquirmin'andsquawkin'.有好东西吗肚包Gotanything,BellyBag?我才刚织完的Ididjustfinishknittingthis!这是件无袖高领小毛衣It,satinyarmlessturtlenecksweater.兀美Perfect!你的恐怖统治已经结束了Yourreignofterrorhascometoanend.不能让你这样的小恶魔Wecan'thavealittledevillikeyou破坏露营车害我们不得安宁wreckingtheRVanddestroyingourpeacefullives.你就在外面好好待一阵子You'restayingouthereforalittlewhile.就当是在那好好反省天才叔公风格Yeah,considerthatatime-out,UncleGrandpa-style!差点忘倒垃圾了Almostforgotabouttrashday.那小流氓不在生活美好多了Man,lifesureisalotbetterwithoutthatlittlehooliganaround.你们照顾得怎么样了Hey,guys!How'sitgoing?我的外甥小天使呢Where'smylittleangelofanephew?等一下Waitasecond.我的小无霸呢WhereismyLiMac?那个他Well,uh,uh,he's,uh.他在叔公的赛车床上打盹呢He'stakinganapinUncleG,sracecarbed!一定累坏了吧Alltuckeredout,huh?我任务快完成了Well,mwrappingupouthere我等会儿找你们把他叫起来sollseeyouguysinafewandwe,11gowakehimup.你想出来的话术太妙了披萨史蒂夫Thatwassomegoodthinkingbackthere.PizzaSteve.格斯先生多半会气我们Mr.Gusmightbemadatus让小无霸反省去了ifheknewweputLiMacinatime-out.没错他随时都可能会进来Yeah,buthe'sgonnacomebackinsideanysecondnow!别急Calmdown.只要把小无痛从反省的地方带回来AllwehavetodoisgetLiMacoutofthetime-out趁格斯先生没回来行动就行beforeMr.Gusgetsback.小无霸你应该也学到教训了Okay,LiMac,Ithinkyou'velearnedyourlesson.可以进来了Youcancomebackinnow.小无霸他不在1.iMac?He'snothere!好像我们放他的架子断了1.ooksliketheshelfwelefthimonbroke让他掉进垃圾桶里了andhelandedinthosetrashcans.你看到了吗Didyouseethat?毛衣Thesweater!
