YoungSheldon《小谢尔顿》第七季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
Jt世上没人比我强壮JJNobodyelseisstrongerthanIamJJ昨天我移了一座山JJYesterdayImovedamountainJJ我相信我能当你的英雄JJIbetIcouldbeyourheroJJ我是个了不起的小家伙JJIamamightylittleman/J我是个了不起的小家伙JJ*Iamamightylittleman(少年谢尔顿少年谢尔顿前情提要PreviouslyonYoungSheldon.你不能当我的实验助手Youcan'tbemylabassistant排队要抢那个位子的学生There'sawaitlistofstudents我不能就这么给你特殊待遇andIjustcan'tgiveyouspecialtreatment.要想成你得改改态度Notwiththatattitude.哪位Hello?我能当你的实验助手吗CanIbeyourlabassistant?如果我答应你你可以别烦我了吗IfIsayyes,willyoupleasestophoundingme?当然一行你赢了Absolutely.-Fine,youwin.我很清楚自己在这的身份Iunderstandmyrolehere.事实上我注意到你的反应速率有错误Infact,Inoticedaflawinyourreactionrate,但我绝口不提因为我懂得守本分butIkeptittomyselfbecauseIknowmyplace.是什么错-演技挺好Whatisit?-Nicetry.着火了着火了Fire!Fire!试剂里是不是含太多氧了Wasittoomuchoxygeninthereagents?瞧你根本不需要我帮忙See,youdidn'tneedmyhelpafterall.我在当林克莱特博士的助手的这事上MyroleasDr.Linkletter'slabassistant进步神速wasprogressingnicely.我充分掌握了人工粒子收集器的使用IhadmasteredOperatingthemanualparticlecollector,也就是俗称的扫把akaabroom.我或许不是每次都能听出别人在讽刺Imaynotalwaysrecognizesarcasm,但我绝对也是讽刺的一名好手butIsureknowhowtouseit.谢尔顿Sheldon,我在太阳中微子探测仪上碰到了一点瓶颈vehitabitofaroadblockwiththesolarneutrinodetector.要不你来看看吧Whydon'tyoucomehavealook?你的意思是希望我加入你的实验吗Areyousayingyouwouldlikemetotakepartinyourexperiment?当局者迷嘛请个旁观者或许能有帮助Well,Ithinkafreshsetofeyesmightbehelpful.因为我之前的旁观结果被证实是正确的吗Becausemypreviousobservationsprovedcorrect?是的Yes.如果你之前听我的实验室就不会着火对吗Andhadyoulistenedtome,thelabwouldn'thavecaughtfire?对啦Yes.我确认一下在稚嫩的11岁那年Sojusttobeclear,atthetenderageof11,我将正式加入学术研究中吗llbeofficiallyparticipatinginanacademicstudy.你到底来不来Willyoudoitornot?当然这个给你Absolutely.Hereyougo.你把这个给我♥干♥嘛WhatamIsupposedtodowiththis?如果你连这都参不透难怪你需要找我帮忙Well,ifyoucan'tfigurethatout,nowonderyouneedmyhelp.家里还有吹风机吗Dowehaveanotherhairdryer?这只坏掉了Thisonebroke.你就用毛巾擦干嘛Justuseatowel.然后变成你这种发型吗Somyhaircanlooklikeyours?我才不要Idon'tthinkso.去车♥库♥里翻翻吧Golookinthegarage.谢谢Thankyou.我喜欢我的发型Ilikemyhair.虽然我加入了学术研究之中Imayhavebeenpartofanacademicstudy,但我并不是库珀家butIwasn,ttheonlyCooper唯一一个即将有大发现的人onthevergeofmakingagreatdiscovery.谢尔顿以前的考卷Sheldon,stests.我要发大财啦mgonnaberich.米希再10分钟出门Missy,tenminutes.好Okay.你在看什么呢Whatchalookingat?就看杰夫牧师与斯巴克斯太太UhJustPastorJeffandMrs.Sparks.他们之前也有一起散步过啊Theywereouttheretheotherday,too.你怎么没跟他们一起Howcomeyoudon'tgowiththem?他们没邀请我Theydidn'tinviteme.真惨Ouch.这一天开始就难受啦Roughstarttoyourday.所以我目前遇到的难题是So,theproblemthatmrunninginto我没办法让内球体isIcan'tgettheinnersphere成功悬浮在缓冲液里toremainsuspendedinthebufferliquid.你试过在球体外缠上铜线吗Haveyoutriedwrappingthesphereincopperwire?试过了会滑出来Idid,butitjustslipsout.或许我们可以把它套在什么套子里Perhapswecouldsuspenditinsomesortofsleeve.可是这样会挡住光的照射Thatwouldpreventlightfromgettingthrough.我很好奇如果我有胡须可以捋Iwonderifmythinkingwouldbemoreeffective我思考会不会更有效率ifIhadabeardtostroke.这是我对青春期少有的几个期待之一了Ifsoneofthefewaspectsofpubertymlookingforwardto.男厕丹Hey,Tam.如果我跟你说WhatifItoldyou你今晚不用准备明天的化学考试了你会如何youdidn'thavetostudyforyourchemistrytesttonight?为什么Why?因为我找到了这个'CauseIfoundthis.牛逼Cool.那你怎么知道我们明天会考同一份考题Buthowdoyouknowwe,regonnagetthesametest?我确认过r考题每年都是重复的Icheckedwe'vebeentakingthesameonesallyear.这些老师居然还敢骂我们懒吗Andteacherscalluslazy?就是说嘛Iknow.好吧谢啦Well,thankyou.你别急我这东西可不是拿来送的Holdonnow.Iain,tjustgivin,itaway.你要多少钱Howmuch?5块Fivebucks.值得It,sworthit.我再考一次B我妈会宰了我IfIgetanotherB,mymomwillkillme.我卖♥♥的可不只是考卷Hey,Idon'tjustselltests.是一家团圆Ibringfamiliestogether.你猜怎么着Getthis.我开车经过卫理教派的教堂IdrovepasttheMethodistchurch你猜他们教堂外的标语写了什么andyouknowwhatthesignoutfrontsaid?什么What?“友谊小船海贼船都比不上信仰之船”"Friendship,pirateship,trythebestship-worship."蛮棒的限Clever.这是我们去年用过的标语是我写的Thatwasoursignlastyear!Iwrotethat!但最重要的事情难道不是Isn'tthemostimportantthing让更多的人愿意上教堂吗thatitmightgetmorepeopletogotochurch?但这个凶手犯下了盗窃之罪Butwhoeverdidithasthesinofstealing灵魂有了污点这事跑不掉ontheirsoulnow,soatleastthere'sthat.那就行啦Thereyougo.对了Oh,um.我看到你跟布兰达斯巴克斯IsawyouandBrendaSparks今早在外面散步呢outforawalkthismornin,.感觉挺有趣啊-对啊That'sfun.-Yeah.一大早散步挺有益身心的Nicewaytostarttheday.是啊那个Yeah.Um.我也想找乔治一起去散步dgowithGeorge,但他是体育老师buthe'sagymteacher,他们这些体育老师好像都不爱走动andasagroup,they'renotmuchforwalkin'.你就一直磨他嘛或许哪天就顽石点头了Well,youkeepasking,maybehe'llcomearound.好主意谢谢你Goodidea,thankyou.这里面可不止装了教堂标语金句It'snotjustwittychurchsignsuphere.我从没想过球体悬浮在矿物油中Ineverthoughtaspheresuspendedinmineraloil能这么让人兴奋couldbesoexciting.已经坚持8分钟没有移♥动♥Eightminutesandithasn'tmoved.目前情况十分良好Sofarsogood.妈呀我小心脏砰砰跳Oh,boy,myheartispounding.希望我不会变成一个爱玩心跳的人IhopeIdon'tturnintoanadrenalinejunkie.你们在忙什么呢What'sgoingoninthere?这是一个太阳中微子探测仪的原型机Thisisaprototypeofasolarneutrinodetector.我们得让这球完美悬浮固定在Weneedtokeepthespheresuspended这个闪烁体之中preciselyinthescintillator.说到闪烁乂光彩熠熠Speakingofscintillating.少来-失礼了No.-Sorry.可恶Darnit一定是油把黏着剂给溶了Ah,theoil
