Elsbeth《奇思妙探（2024）》第一季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
是呢亲爱的又到了每月的这个时候GLORIA:Yes,mydarlings,it'sthattimeofthemonth,我们会聚在一起就合作公♥寓♥面临的问题wherewegatherforanopenandcivildiscourse进行公开且文明的讨论ontheissuesfacingourcooperative.让那杂种闭嘴Shutthatmuttup!我没开玩笑多萝西我认真的mnotkidding,Dorothy.Imeanit.还有别再在花♥园♥里给我留小礼物了Andstopleavinglittlepresentsformeinthegarden.生日快乐Happybirthday.你们都会提前GLORIA:Youallshouldhavereceived收到议程theagendainadvance.生日快乐亲爱的Happybirthday,dear.闭嘴Shutup!你还要我们怎样DANIEL:Whatdoyouwantfromus?!我们也得过日子啊Wehavetoliveourlives!安妮还单着呐Oh,Annie,you,restillsingle,yes?我儿子中了红磨坊的门票呢MysonwonthelotteryforticketstoMoulinRouge!我没兴趣你该跟他一起去Ihavenointerest.Youshouldbehisdate.妈别说了Mom,stop.Mom?Stop.我保证你们会有机会阴阳我的GLORIA:You'llallgetyourchancetobitchatme,Ipromise.你为什么要把大厅的墙刷成燕麦色1.EONARD:Whywouldyoupaintthelobbywallsoatmeal?精神病院才用那个颜色It'sthecolortheyuseininstitutions.听不见Idon'thearyou.而且那叫灰褐色Andit'staupe.灰褐色你个乡巴佬Taupe,youphilistine.我们必须更换人行道Andwemustreplacethesidewalk.别人会起诉这栋楼的Peoplearegoingtosuethebuilding.拿到委员会上说去Takeitupattheboardmeeting.我会的Oh,Iwill.那么我们可以开始了吗So,shallwebegin?议程第三项Itemthreeontheagenda.莱昂纳德看起来你已经迫不及待了1.eonard,youseemtobechompingatthebit.简而言之我们多年来都想逃离Simplyput,wehaveallwantedtoescape你的恐怖统治但你总是阻止我们yourreignofterrorforyears,butyou'vealwaysblockedus.现在我们有了个连你都无法拒绝的买♥♥家Well,wenowhaveabuyerthatevenyoucan,treject.乔安璨诺克斯房♥地&hearts产♥公&hearts词♥的乔安莱诺克斯会做出解释)oannLenoxfromJoannLenoxRealtywillexplain.乔安Joann?谢谢莱昂纳德Thankyou,Leonard.我客户准备以Myclientispreparedtopurchasefourunits这栋楼每个人一辈子都花不完的价格atapricethatwillbringgenerationalwealth买♥♥卜四套房♥子toeveryoneinthisbuilding.我不能透露更多但她是国宝级人物Now,Ican'tsaymore,butsheisanationaltreasure想买♥♥下公♥寓♥供其家人居住whowantstheseapartmentsformembersofherfamily,而且她的名字跟“波普拉”押韵andhernamerhymeswith"Boprah.,我刚说出来了Ooh,Ijustsaiditoutloud.谁都不许告诉哦-对是她Oh,shh.Don'ttellanyone.Yes.It,sher.猜对了否决1.EONARD:You,vegotitright.Vetoed.什么What?名人会招狗仔队来Celebritiesbringpaparazzi,引人注目以及过度翻新attentionandexcessiverenovations.这个合作公♥寓♥刚建成我家就住进来了Myfamilywaspartofthisoriginalco-op,我不允许文化被篡改and1won'tallowtheculturetobechanged.这也太过分了Thisisoutrageous.就算我现在要卖♥♥IfIweretoallowasaleatthistime,也只能是卖♥♥我儿子的花♥园♥公♥寓♥itwouldbemyson,sgardenapartment.他不配住这里Hedoesn'tdeservetolivehere.你不能挟持我们Youcannotkeepholdingushostage.你有权这么做吗Uh,doyouevenhavetheauthoritytodothis?怎么会有人拒绝波普拉啊HowcananyonerejectBoprah?有意见就把我投出去Youhaveaproblem,votemeout.还有谁想一周投进来70小时打理Anyoneelsewanttoputinthe70hoursaweek?你们针对我我会报复回去的Youcomeatme,llcomeatyou.我能杳到你们所有人的财务状况Ihaveaccesstoallyourfinancials,还有更多呢andawholelotmore.我可是有你们所有人的小辫TIknowwherethebodiesareburied.刘易斯能帮我拿一下吗1.ewis?Canyougetthatforme?扔那里面就可以Youcanjustdropitinthere.走啦到啦FISNIK:Comeon,herewego.快点小心Comeon.Careful.你是个失业DJYou'reanunemployedDJ.她怎么可能看上你Whatcouldshepossiblyseeinyou?有谁能看的上你Whatcouldanyoneseeinyou?不知道妈我不知道Idon'tknow,Ma.Idon'tknow.不我炉子忘关了Oh,no.IthinkIleftthestoveon.去拿汤我会回来的Gogetthesoup.I1goback.刘易斯Oh,Lewis.我本打算明天跟你母亲说的Iwasgonnabringthisuptoyourmothertomorrow,但既然跟你有关给butsinceitconcernsyou,here.这是真的吗Isthisforreal?你母亲让我准备的Yourmotheraskedmetoprepareit.抱歉msorry.我不想掺和进家庭纠纷里Ihatetogetinthemiddleofafamilysquabble.你要把我的公♥寓♥挂售You'relistingmyapartment?一把我赶出去一那个女人Kickingmeout?Oh,thatwoman有点操之过急但是isbeingalittlepremature,but.是上次委员会上yes,Ididmentionitasapossibility我确实有提过一嘴atthelastboardmeeting她可能就顺杆爬了他们就是这样andIguessshejumpedonit.That,swhattheydo.这么多年你一直都拿这事威胁You'vebeenthreateningtodoitforyearsand.也许现在要动真格的了Well,maybethisreallyisthetime.现在吗Well,now?你明知道我DJ业务因为疫情黄了YouknowmyD)businessdriedupduringthepandemic.我要杀了她mgonnakillher.让那破狗闭嘴Shutthatdogup!我没工作没钱Ihavenojob,nomoney.我该怎么活下去HowamIsupposedtolive?这真的也是我的错Youknow,itreallyismyfault,too.我太宠溺你了Ipamperedyoutoomuch.冰箱上每一个该死的涂鸦Everydamndoodleonthatfridge.不许再有了Nomore.多萝西Dorothy!我警告你哈mwarningyou!别那么挥手赶我走Oh,don'tyouwavemeofflikethat.我认真的你知道mserious.Youknow我已经谈过跟你说有什么I'vehadthisconvers.0h,whatisthepointoftalking一意义一你不能就这么把我赶出去toyou?Youcan'tjustcutmeoff.尤其是如果你也有错的话Especiallyifit,syourfault,too.亲爰的爱之深责之切Honey,thisistoughlove.是时候长大了It'stimeyougrewapair.我以为你已经给狗戴上嚼子了1thoughtyouhadthatdogmuzzled.你把我的话听进去我Youtakemeseriously.I.不No!妈Ma!是她儿子It'sherson!肯定是他推的她Hemust'vepushedher!不好意思麻烦你Excuseme.Sorry.Uh,please.借过不好意思抱歉Excuseme.Oh,excuseme.Sorry.你在这里啊KAYA:Ah,thereyouare.-这边谢谢Thisway.Thanks.那么跳会真让人头晕OohJumpinglikethatmakesyoulightheaded.Whoa.这个应该就是嫌疑人Thismustbethesuspect.看起来他真的需要人抱抱Oh,helookslikehereallyneedsahug.也需要个律师Andalawyer.在纽约这里我只能给他个拥抱InNewYork,1canonlygivethehug.我听到他们吵架DOROTHY:Iheardthemarguing.他们经常吵架Theywerealwaysfightingupthe
