OneTreeHill《篮球兄弟（2003）》第三季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

前情提要previouslyon"onetreehill".1955年in1955,树坡高中的学生studentsattreehillhighschool创造了一个叫做“时光存储器”的东西准备让50年后的后人打开createdatimecapsuletobeopenedin50years.下个礼拜之内每个人都录下自己的想法Withinthenextweek,eachofyouwillvideotapeyourthoughts.10年后，我也许嫁给了马文麦克丰登In10years,I'llprobablybemarriedtosomeonelikemarvinmcfadden.他也许已经成了麦克丰登参议员Youallprobablycallhimsenatormcfadden.我想你会实现所有梦想的Ibetyou'regoingtohaveitallsomeday.是啊，我正在考虑竞选参议员Yeah,mthinkingofrunningforsenator.我会过头看我的巡演我并不为之骄傲1lookbackonthetour,mnolike,proudofit,因为我知道你不以我为骄傲becauseIknowthatweren'tproudofme.你是这么想的吗？Isthatwhatyouthink?卢克，比赛开始之前可以说两句吗？1.uke,youmindifwegetafewwordsbeforeyourfirstgame?是啊，我们是体育解说员Yeah,we'resportsannouncers.吉米爱德华兹，我的朋友和搭档Jimmyedwards,mypartnerandfriend.嫁给我Marryme.我有癌症Ihavecancer.专辑出来的时候我希望你在我身边Iwantyoutobeherewhenthealbumcomesout.我会在的,佩顿Iwillbehereeyton.埃莉？Ellie?你想要我告诉你一些我的事情Soyouwantmetotellyousomethingaboutmyself.我没什么好说的1don'thaveanythingtosay.即使有EvenifIdid,也不应该相信我you'dbewrongtobelieveme.信任是一种谎言Trustisalie.人们之间互不了解Nobodyeverknowsanyone.有人觉得，只要两情相悦Youknow,peoplethinkthatifyoulovesomebodyhardenough,那么一切都不成问题theneverything'sjustgoingtoworkout.他们是错的Peoplearewrong.50年后，我希望你能得偿所愿，海莉50yearsfromnow,Ihopeyougotwhatyouwanted,haley.但跟你结婚是我这辈子最大的错误Butgettingmarriedtoyouwastheworstmistakeofmylife.给你们点建议Here,salittleadvice不要结婚nevergetmarried.你的下场最后会很惨Intheend,you'llonlybemiserable.跟漂亮妞约会Prettymuchdatedallthehotgirls.新生，老生Freshmen,seniors.是好日子yeahjt,sgoodtimes.我现在，嗯Currently,m,uh.在跟布鲁克戴维斯约会还有谁，呃datingbrookedavis.Whatelse,um,哦.oh,yeah.我今天差点没来上学幸好没错过好戏andtothink,Iwasthisclosetocuttingschooltoday.蒂姆史密斯？Timsmith,huh?了不起Score.是去年“时光存储器”里的内容？肯定是-You'resureit'sthetimecapsulefromlastyear?-Damnsure.有人提前打开了Somebodyuncorkeditearly.这里好象没问题Idon'tknow,coach.1.ooksfinehere.彼此搞好关系，对我们都是新的挑战Justgettingalongiskindofnewtous.把门拆下来之后，立刻关掉录像We'lljustshutdownthefeed.Onceweremovethedoor,这个该死的家伙把钥匙塞在钥匙孔里面扭断了becausewhoeverdidthisbrokethekeyoffinthedamnlock.我去找锁匠你去叫飞虎队吧llcallthelocksmith.MaybeyoubettercallouttheS.W.A.T.Team.后果可能很严重Thiscouldturnugly.但这不能改变我必须接近我父亲这一事实Butthatdoesn'tchangethefactthatIneedtogetclosertomyfather,因为如果我接近他becauseifIcangetclosertohim,也许能找到打败他的办法maybeIcanfindawaytobeathim一劳永逸onceandforall.给我所爱的人自♥♥.andsetthepeoplethatIlovefree.我希望自己能有打倒他的力量IjusthopeIhavethestrengthtotearhimdownforgood.10年后，我也许嫁给了马文麦克丰登In10years,llprobablybemarriedtosomeonelikemarvinmcfadden.也许你们叫他参议员Youguysprobablycallhimsenatormcfadden,但我们都叫他大嘴butwejustcallhimmouth.如果你们是在2055年看到这段录像Soifyou,rewatchingthisin2055,在我的体型处巅峰状态的时候应该留下记录therereallyneedstobesomesortofrecordofmybodyatitspeak.不，等等No,wait.我们得赶紧关掉Wehavetoturnthisoffrightnow.怎么回事Whatthehell.关掉电源Cutthedamnpower.怎么没人出来管一管?！Cansomebodydosomething?!快制止他，让开！Somebodyneedstodosomething.Excuseme,move!如果你们是太空异形Nowjfyouguysarespacealiens,也许你们有三个乳♥房♥♥youprobablyhavethreeofthese,but我还没收到过任何抱怨1haven'tgottenanycomplaintssofar.不，不，不，这个不能看No,no,no,xxxxxxxxx如果你们真的是异形那你们也许有16只眼睛ActuallyJfyouYealiens,youprobablyhaveeightsetsofeyes,whichwouldmean如果我有16个奶♥子♥那我的内衣帐单要堆到屋顶了dhave16boobs,whichwouldmeanmylingeriebillwouldbethroughtheroof.我要取消今天所有课程让你们回家mcancelingclassesandsendingeveryonehome.同时，我要找出肇事者Inthemeantime,findoutwhodidthis.普通的，未来派的学生.Regular,futuristickids.你们想知道50年前事情吗？soyouwanttoknowwhatthingswerelike50yearsago?真实的情况是Well,thetruthis,这里没有一件值得50年后的人记住的事情there'snotasinglepersoninthisplaceworthrememberingin50years.别听其他人说的那些废话Sodon'tbelieveanyoftheothercrapyou,rehearing.树坡中学所有人都是骗子Everyoneattreehillhighisaliar.比如拉斯拉赫德尼1.ike,msurerussIahodnie,我们的明星摔跤手ourall-americanwrestler,每个人都觉得他是个值得尊敬的好人whoeverybodythinksisthisnice,respectableguy.也许他忘记了提到自己Ibetheforgottomentionthefactthathe,stheking是给女士下迷♥药♥的好手Ofslippinggirlsthedate-rapedrug.还有成绩优秀的凯蒂兰迪森？Ormissperfect4.0katieradison?乱♥交♥,堕胎Yeah,threewords-gangbang,abortion.这里的人都是伪君子See,peopleinherearefake,他们互相勾结，想隐瞒这一点sotheysticktotheircliquestohideit.所谓清白的学生其实都在磕药1meanthestonersaremedicated,荣誉学生是胆小鬼，运动员是.thehonorstudentsareafraid,andthejocks.这些运动员whoa.They'rejocks,man.他们到17岁也就到头了They'llpeakat17,他们的啦啦队女朋友到21岁的时候，会变成肥猪andtheircheerleadergirlfriendswillbefat无人搭理andlonelyby21.废物1.osers.这里所有的人都是废物Everyonehereisaloser.实际上Andthetruthis,每过完一天，我就为能早一天离开这里感到庆幸everydayIhavetocometothisschoolisonelessdayIhavetocomeback.注意了AttentionlStudents,今天所有的课都取消了classesarecanceledfortheday.请大家按时有序地离开学校Pleaseexittheschoolinatimelyandorderlyfashion.学校的老师也同样糟糕透顶Thatwouldbeamiracle,givenhowbadtheteachersareattreehillhigh.他们嘴上说在乎，其实根本不在乎Theyallsaytheycare,buttheydon'T.嘿洁米HeyJim.你没事吧？Everythingokay?你们一年都没跟我说话Youdon,ttalktomeforayear,现在又要跟我做朋友？andnowyouwanttobefriendsagain?我们只是想谈谈Wejustwanttotalk.别做梦了，我要说的你们刚才都听到了Well,forgetit.Youjustheardeverythingihavetosay.也许那时候整容术已经非常发达了There'sprobablygreatadvancesinpl